So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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