Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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