how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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