he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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