just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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