Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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