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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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