He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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