if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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