The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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