So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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