So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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