What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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