What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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