I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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