There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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