why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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