hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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