We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
