Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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