So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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