her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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