So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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