in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Every concussion has its silver lining
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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