If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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