She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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