so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Come see our sink grown plant.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Randomize
