all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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