i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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