How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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