I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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