On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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