So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I don't think brook has ever known best
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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