I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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