you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
