we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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