yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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