Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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