Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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