so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize
