i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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