I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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