quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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