it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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