I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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