i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
she looked like the before picture.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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