consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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