Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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