At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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