I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You're earring is so big in my mouth
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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