To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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