i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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